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Our Top Rated Collection
Necrophilia - A Way Of Living
Price range: $15.00 through $28.00
Red Dude
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Dick The Birthday Boy
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Two Headed Man Sings In Stereo
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When you're Good It's Hard To Be Humble - Boxer Briefs
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I'm Subscribed To Your Mum's OnlyFans
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Yellow Dude
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Early Morning Drinking Society
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I'm The Road Not Taken
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Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit
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Minimum Effort - Maximum Satisfaction - Boxer Briefs
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A Party Without A Beer Is Just A Meeting
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Our Story
BLENDING IN IS SO BORING!
We started The Asocial Chameleon for those who’d rather stand out without trying too hard. Our tees don’t whisper; they smirk. Designed for rule-breakers, overthinkers, and people allergic to fake small talk, each piece is a wearable eye-roll at the ordinary. Life’s too short for basic T-shirts.
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Frequently Imagined Questions
Is the packaging actually eco-friendly?
Yes. We use 100% compostable mailers and zero plastic. Even our tape is paper-based.
How do I find my size?
Check our size guide on every product page. We recommend sizing up for that oversized streetwear look.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship to most planets. If you reside on Earth, we definitely ship to you.
Can I return if I don't like it?
Sure. 30 days, no questions asked. Unless you wore it to a mud wrestling championship.