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For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.<\/p>\n

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A Waist<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.<\/p>\n

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For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

A Waist<\/strong><\/p>\n

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<\/p>\n

B Hips<\/strong><\/p>\n

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